August 2009
21 posts
- Ianto: I blame it on magic mushrooms.
- Captain Jack: What you do in private is none of our business.
- Jack: This is Owen Harper.
- Owen: Doctor Owen Harper.
- Gwen: But those people, last night - the people in the car, who are they? What's Torchwood?
- PC Andy: I dunno. Special Ops?
- Gwen: Yeah, but what does that mean?
- PC Andy: I'll bet you ten quid they're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab!